A great empire, like a great cake, 
is most easily diminished at the edges. 

Rebellion against tyrants 
   is obedience to God. 
                          .....Benjamin Franklin 




 Well.....We watch the Invasion Every day here in Cauliflournia.
Oftentimes I'm angry for the money wasted...
                                    ...on our defenders who never came?
  

Background: Citizen Pain was born within the former state of California. Raised by hermits in a somewhat remote and mountainous area.. As a youth he became angered after viewing the travel documentary “Deliverance” Rolled by drug addicts as an adolescent. (cop-losers) His journey of cynicism began.. He learned Spanglish & for to make’ the tacos, working in the occupied territories. (Within the forfeited western states).. Oft noted for seeking the mailing address, of the government defending California’s southern border.. At 35 He received an epiphany. While macraméing a set of 4WD cable chains, He discovering a use for “home-economics class”.. Rumored to have attended a church.. Pain has been bumped by the occasional E.M.T. when “there was no-body else there to get the job done”.. While acquitted on a technicality; he was tried for being a hillbilly.. Hunting, Fishing and escaping further away from civilizations Evil Grasp are his favored pastimes. Although previously cited.. Citizen Pain is often credited with the fraise: “Don’t shoot at moving bushes, they might be armed”